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TBR Special Edition – Finchs Beer

February 14th, 2012 by Groucho

finch

Groucho and CHUD are back! Sorry for the filler material over the past month. 3 new shows will be at your virtual doorstep in the weeks to come!

Beers on the show: Finch’s Beer Cut Throat Pale Ale (www.finchbeer.com) Bell’s Two Hearted (www.bellsbeer.com)

  1. Pangea? What is that label?
  2. What the Hell kind of Pale Ale is this???? Groucho says English. CHUD says its earthy.
  3. What are the Quad City’s kids?
  4. Jim Rome voice?
  5. CHUD has to blow his nose!
  6. “I dont understand you”.
  7. Hop guessing? Orange Peel filler?
  8. Beer tastebuds have changed… We need to try a Hopsickle again.
  9. 2 Brothers quality slide?
  10. Mitt vs Obama? TBR political talk?
  11. Mrs Obama’s nice big ass.
  12. Gary Johson? CHUD makes the case.
  13. Groucho has a whacked out pallette? Bell’s isnt tasting correct?
  14. That Finch logo?
  15. Sports teams with animals for logos can be spruced up as well!
  16. The Miami dolphins? C’mon!
  17. RAPE is a Words with Friends word! Spanish Black Beans are NOT a WWF word!
  18. Never use your phone to check info!
  19. Every good bar should have a book of encylopedias!
  20. Beer fridge probs.
  21. Toast to the Beer Fridge!
  22. Nasty weird Belgians.
  23. Kudo’s!
  24. HGH testing in the NFL?
  25. CHUD’s never seen Sling Blade????
  26. www.thebeerreport.com
  27. CHUD NEEDS TO TWEET!!!! Pressure him!

Beer on the show purchased at Friar Tuck in Bloomington and Peoria IL. They should really kiss our ass for all this free advertising!

TBR Special Edition – Alba Scots Pine Ale

January 25th, 2012 by Groucho

 

Beer Report Extra! Groucho, CHUD and AB have been trying to age this show in order to make it better… But, like a Pliney, our shows are best fresh!  Dont even try to reference how old this show is.  It will frighten you how long its been sitting.

Beer on the show:  Scots Pine Ale.  Visit them at www.heatherale.co.uk

  1. Product of Scotland!
  2. Sweet and Piney!
  3. XXX, Rick Dowland interview…  Will show up eventually!  Blast Beer idea was stolen by Colt!  Snoop Dog is part of the Man trying to keep XXX Brewing down!
  4. Kevin Matthews stuff…  Old DJ from WLUP in Chicago that was cherished by the whole Markks family back in the 80′s/90′s.
  5. WSCR 670 talk.  Mike North got screwed.  Boers and Bernstein are great?
  6. Lawrence Holmes love!  twitter:  @laurencewholmes
  7. Bell’s Raspberry Ale was a bit of a letdown.  So was Angelshare!
  8. Re fermenting our home brew.  Thanks to Phil at MyLifeAsAFoodie!
  9. Building a bat house?  METAL!
  10. Wake AB and kill this show!
  11. Great import with a good story.

Beer on this show bought at Friar Tuck in Peoria IL.

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TBR Special Edition – Christmas 2011

December 19th, 2011 by Groucho

Epic long show!  80 minutes…  Savor it until 2012!  CHUD swings by to record one more show before the end of the year.  Grab a few and listen in while we listen to some Christmas music and drink some amazing beer!

Beers on the show:  Newcastle Winter IPA, 3 Floyds 2007 Behemoth, Dalton Brewing Cerberus Russian Imperial Stout  2011.

On the show:

  1. Classic Everclear Channel – CHUDco Christmas record advertisement.
  2. Holiday show miss-start…  Where is Dino?
  3. Newcastle PR firm and creating buzz.
  4. Sailor Jerry and Newcastle Brown = The Castle Jerry boilermaker
  5. Hoopmaster is MIA.
  6. Love for the Newcastle and how this beer works when are sitting in the current English pub.
  7. Kudos to you CHUD.
  8. Beer Advocate event visited by Groucho at Kellehers in Peoria.  The Beer Report’s beers did pretty decent.
  9. Apology to the entire population of Russia for the last show and our support of Vlad Putin. 
  10. Screw aging the beers!
  11. DeStihl (Normal) on New Years Eve?
  12. Homebrewing love.
  13. Tried that beer yet Kevin?  Go Seahawks!
  14. Lets get back to O’Fallon Brewery to deliver some beer!
  15. Stone Beer Fest 2012???
  16. Zombie Christmas.
  17. Zombies Suck now!
  18. Chinese Vampire generation.
  19. Euro has got to crash!!!
  20. We need a new planet to exploit.
  21. No sympathy for the 99%.  Look around the rest of the world!
  22. Last Star Fighter reference…  Kudos to those who knew that one!
  23. Hipster Christmas albums.
  24. Dino…  The king of Cool.
  25. Bonus Beer Bob…  He’s metal, and his stories ARE better than yours…  And he DID do all that cool stuff!  The most interesting man in the world!
  26. CHUD gives Bob’s beer the re-verb lead-in.
  27. Chocolate Velvet Cake beer?
  28. Homebrewing is like underground black-metal tapes.
  29. Christmas movies.  Muppets are commies. 
  30. Beer Safari Christmas Videos…  Remember when???
  31. Don’t go throwing Port wine around hoping to make a decent beer!
  32. TBR toastes Jimmy Carter!
  33. Trans Siberian Transexuals.
  34. The Killers, Hot Fuss.
  35. THANK YOU!  Toast to 2012 and many thanks to our listening public!

Christmas music on the show by She & Him, Sufjan Stevens, Bowling for Soup, Dean Martin, Slow Club, 3 Redneck Tenors, They Might be Giants,  The Killers.

 

Groucho and CHUD Love it in the can!

October 26th, 2011 by Groucho

Canned beer on special tonight!  This show is a one session… No edit canfest!

Beers on the show:  Brasserie de Saverne Boris Organic Ale,  Wild Onion Hop Slayer.

On the show:

  1. Serf wear?
  2. French beer and who drinks it.
  3. Who is Boris?
  4. Putin…  Round 2?
  5. New cold war could make the US interesting again.
  6. Monster Energy drink has a logo on everything!
  7. Can Clinton come back?
  8. Aprehentious
  9. More hate for www.Ratebeer.com and www.Beeradvocate.com.
  10. We are not beer geeks.
  11. “I want the beer that Dale Earnhardt drinks!”
  12. Overplaying head.
  13. Dirty, Sassy and nicely floral…  Wild Onion kicks in some serious hop infused goodness into the show.
  14. 420 compliant?
  15. Hash?  CHUD would legalize it all!
  16. Groucho admits defeat to Hop Slayer!
  17. Todd and Craig Alstrom????  WTF?  (Getting our flaming retardant email address administered after editing this show”
  18. Luggage theft suspected of funding www.beeradvocate.com
  19. Beer newbies.
  20. 18″ ear hoops?
  21. Neck stretching would be a cooler masochistic hobby!  Scrotum stretching?  Full sleeve tat’s.
  22. Alstrom tat’s?
  23. Name that Alstrom.  (Craig = Jason?)
  24. Who are the real Brothers in Beer?  Groucho and CHUD?  Todd and Jason? 
  25. www.onionpub.com
  26. This beer is healthy.  Its got LOTS of health!   Reduces colon polyps!
  27. Contest is over, and we finally sent out a brew to super fan Kevin.
  28. Every night is a Republican debate.  8 8 8!!!!
  29. Putin will solve all of America’s problems! 
  30. Saddam porn?
  31. The Boston Wild Beer fest is probably a totally awesome. 
  32. We are big in Botswana!  North South Africa.
  33. Beer Report geography kicks in full speed.
  34. Super rich need to buy more Kashmir jackets.   Avoid Pottery Barn.
  35. Beer of the Year? 
  36. Pliney thoughts?
  37. Great hop harvest.  Jeff at www.craftbeerradio.com said he had tons of hops left over as well.
  38. Goat cheese wth hops…  WOULD ROCK!!!
  39. Huffing Hops.
  40. Timestamped show.
  41. Left Hand Nitro Stout!  Just released!
  42. Guinness Black Lager?  Crap?
  43. Giant F*ck-all Pile of Hop Beers. 
  44. Craig and Sam?  Billy?  Wendy?  Mike?  Bob?  Phil?  Brian?  Ron?  Reggie Ahlstrom!

  Beers on the show purchaed in Ontario Canada at LCB and Broadway Liquors, Pekin IL.

 

TBR – Georgia Beers on our Mind. AKA PJ Delivers!

October 5th, 2011 by Groucho

 

Been a long time huh???  Hey, its been a busy summer! 

Groucho, CHUD and AB sat down for some great Georgia brews thanks to fan of the show PJ.  We are shocked to see that you CAN find some decent beer south of the Mason Dixon line.  Who knew?  We thought it was all Brahma and Busch Light down there! 

Beers on the show:  Sweetwater 420, Sweetwater IPA, Sweetwater Happy Endings (Catch and Release Series), Kirkland Pale Ale and Kirkland IPA. 

  1. Google Plus…  Does it still matter?
  2. Fail boat? 
  3. Brian Dennehy?  What happened?
  4. Cheap Pee Wee jokes.
  5. Strangford Laugh brewing company was a big scam.  German malts in St. Patties Best?
  6. Deadliest Warriors.  Taliban vs Irish Freedom Fighters.
  7. Expired beer.
  8. Huck and Tom catching fish on the bottles…  Less Injun Joe.
  9. Serving cat at the flea market.
  10. Globe Trekker, eating rat in Africa.
  11. China bashing.
  12. Paris Hilton’s contributions to society actually outweigh the Cardashians!
  13. Happy Endings.
  14. First Georgia beers on the show?
  15. More Pee Wee talk.
  16. Superfans…  Pj, Gary, TeeWinks, BoSoxPats (May be a rep from Colt 45) Keelhauler, Kevin F.
  17. How many years on the air now?
  18. iPod deaths.
  19. Hall Pass…  Too much cock for Groucho.
  20. Captain America talk…  CHUD whips out his nitpickers guide.
  21. CHUD goes to Vegas.
  22. David Copperfield.  Underwhelming?
  23. PJ sets us up with some COSTCO beer!
  24. What the hell is “Signature” service?  A joke at this point.
  25. Kevin Costner vs Dick Cheney.
  26. Dances with BP.
  27. Dick Cheney is heartless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  28. Kirklands signature?

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Special thanks to PJ for donating these fine beers AND OTHERS IN THE PAST to The Beer Report.  We totally appreciate all fan support!

Groucho & O’Fallon Brewery at Great Taste of the Midwest

September 14th, 2011 by Groucho

Groucho & OFallon Brewery at The Great Taste of the Midwest 2011 from Groucho Markks on Vimeo.

( I swear writing one of these sounds like I am writing a letter to Penthouse forum.  Hey look at the cool stuff I did, and listen to me brag about it.  Its not my intent.  But the excitement is very similar)

Saturday was starting off early.   As ussual!  Madison is a good 3 hours from home.  So, not knowing much about where I was going to park catch up with the guys… I left at around 7:45 AM. 

I caught a couple text’s from Dave telling me they would be at the park when I got into town.  It was confirmed that I would be serving and I was on my own for a parking space.  Parking worked out well… I pulled up to a baricade and talked to a “Police Ranger” asking him where to park.  He told me that the area I was in was restricted to staff.  I told him I was serving for a brewery… He let me park without any more questions! 

One text to Dave, and he was on his way down with my wristband.  I stood around at the gate for a while… But after watching all these dudes walking through proclaiming they were volunteers… I realized I was doing that “Law Abiding Citizen” thing that I seem to be falling into.  Must be making up for past transgressions?

I caught Dave midway to the gate.  We headed to the O’Fallon booth to find head brewer, Brian Owens, hanging out with his new brewing partner Jason Small.  This is killer!  Brian never comes to these fests!  Well, not the few that I have caught up with Dave at in the past.  Dave is now representing Buffalo Brewing Company.  So, I would be left wtih Brian and Jason.  I was praying that I would not let them down!  This was all new to me!  Brian was pretty easy.  He said “go grab some beers” when we were just standing around. 

I started to wander.

One mega-plus side to showing up to a fest 2 hours early…  Turns out that you have lots of time to sample beers before the crowds are released.  I had to tweet our buddies Mike and Chad that I was getting a pretty good buzz while they were standing in line outside! 

I looked around a lot of stations.  Said “Hello” to Matt Potts from DeStihl.  He was obvously in the middle of some hose problem when I tried to chit chat.  I grabbed a St. Dekkara Sour… It was brilliant as usual.   Ran into Travis at the FFF booth and talked a bit.  I was tipped off by Brian to check out the wild beers over at the Livery.  Holy Crap!  They had 4 amazing sours!  All excellent! 

This kind of sets the mood.  You have all these great beers at your fingertips.  What do you do?  Well for me… I get bored doing this by myself.  I got back to O’Fallon and readied myself for the crowds.  Brian gave me a rundown the beers and ABV we were serving. 

Wheach, Gold, 5 Day IPA, Hemp Hop Rye, Black Hemp and some freshly bottled Pumpkin Beer. 

We still had lots of time.  I got a chance to talk with Jason and found out that he is just like the rest of the brewers in this St. Louis circle… Laid back and easy going.  Learned some new info on the brewery:  Stu, who we first met at the brewery when he was low man on the pole…  Had left for a corporate job (Ha!  Sorry Stu!  Missed ya!)  Also, Tony and Fran had some the brewery to Jim Gorczyca, a former A/B executive.  Turns out that our lack of O’Fallon beers in Peoria were part of a larger problem as the brewery was going through some struggles.  Jim did not come to the fest, too bad, I wanted to meet him.  But there is word they GOOD changes will be coming soon for the brewery.

We had a few regulars at teh booth that loaded up on Wheach…  Turns out they were all St. Louis transplants that were missing their local beer.  I was pretty generous on a few of these ladies pours.  They kept coming back to seek me out! 

About 3 hours in… I ran off again.  You will see that in the video.  Its a madhouse.  It had rained that morning…  And I had hoped that it would not turn into a mudbath.  The grass stayed amazingly dry-ish.  About 5PM it started raining again, but by that time…  The grass was the last thing on my mind.

I did run into Chad and Mike from the Peoria beer scene.  We had a frantic “Bonus Round” for the last hour.  I used by brewers pass to grab a few (dozen) behind the tappers glasses before the fest shut down at 6.

After that…  I hit our station for tear down.  We still had some beer… So, those kegs were heavy!  After getting the truck all packed up.  We headed over to the brewers dinner.  That was a welcome relief.  As you can hear from my voice at teh end of teh video.  I was horse, and pretty exhausted.  Some chow and a Coke had me back in good spirits for the rest of our night out.  You see…  Everybody hits the local bars after the fest!!!  So, I will leave you with this….  It was more drinking and beer talk till 1AM! 

Good times!  Thanks Dave, Brian and Jason!!!! 

Oh, the ap for the Great Taste.  I almost forgot.  It was cool… But it was far to complicated and tedious for guys drinking beers.  Then again… I was not spending time in lines.  That might be a good place to use it.  Also, bandwith was at a premium during the fest.  I am guessing that all 3000 folks there had a smart phone in their pocket, and you could tell this by the slow network response on the ap.

 Links:

www.ofallonbrewery.com

www.buffalobrewingstl.com

http://www.mhtg.org/great-taste-of-the-midwest

 

Harvest Cafe Beer Dinner

August 24th, 2011 by Groucho


They are our favorite place to eat in Tazewell county… And they are having a beer dinner featuring Lost Abbey beers!!!

The Harvest Cafe sounds like the place to be on September 1st!

Unfortunately, Groucho has already signed up for a beer dinner at the Publik House in Peoria for the next week…  So, mama is laying down the law that I cant pony up for both.  I will be sure to take lots of pictures of my dinner.

If you can… Please support the local guys down in Delavan!

Here is the info:

Craft Beer Dinner Thursday September 1st

 Five course farm to table dinner paired with Lost Abbey beers – $65

 Seating begins at 5:30pm, Dinner will be served promptly at 6:00pm.

 Reservations are required

 Please call  Hometown Wine & Spirits at 309-244-9000

 

 

Great Taste of the Midwest 2011 – Arrangements

August 23rd, 2011 by Groucho
From TBR IMages

The Great Taste of the Midwest, arguably one of the greatest beer fests in the nation was held last weekend on August 13th. 

Not having a ticket, I (Groucho) had been talking myself over it with thoughts of “Oh, its just a beerfest”, “You’ve been there before”.  Of course these were all to appease my grief.    Having been to my first and only fest last year courtesy of Bonus Beer Bob of the Good Beer show, I was well aware of the greatness being poured that weekend.

Oh, I’m gonna be doing a lot of name dropping over the next few posts… Sorry! 

It was even worse that friends and fans of the show were emailing me and asking on our Facebook page if “we” were going to make it this year.  That was to be expected.  It just hurt every time I made an excuse.  In reality, CHUD can never go anywhere with the crap work schedule he keeps.  For me, I never plan that far ahead to get my tickets in the advance fashion this event requires. 

When Dave Johnson (Our pal from O’Fallon Brewery) sent me a message Friday OF the fest… I just thought it was another “Hey, ya going” question that was waiting for my stock denial.  I was happy when a he sent a follow up text…

“We have an extra ticket, want to go?”

HELL YES I WANT TO GO! 

This required a little more tact that that.  I have kids and Margaret to think about here.  I had to coolly call Margaret from my commute into work Friday morning and drop this minor change to our weekend plans on her.  Being that we have been down these routes before… She knew what this fest means to me.  She would make some changes to a horse ride she had planned and take both our kids. 

After THAT was taken care of… I was ready to type “HELL YES” back to Dave. 

He said I was still good to go, and that this pass was a brewers pass.  I would be expected to help out at the O’Fallon station.  No problem, I have been wanting to try serving at a fest for years.

Saturday morning, I was up at 5:30AM getting ready to hit the road to Madison Wisconsin by 7:00. 

 ++  Too Be Continued, and Video on the next post ++ 

Amsterdam Brewery Oranje Weisse

July 31st, 2011 by Groucho
From Beer Report Pictures

The last time I did a beer review… It was for a brewery in the vast wasteland of beer that is the central plains.  Well, after a drive through Canada this past week… I can honestly say that the folks in Missouri have it far better than you poor socialist Canadians!

Not to get off subject about this beer… But I want to digress and tell a little bit about what I saw.  Well, maybe more about what I DIDNT see!  Craft beer!  

I was so impressed when we were heading out of Toronto to see a store called “The Beer Store”.  “Hey, this has got to be a place to check out!”  Sadly, it was like Little Caesars pizza takeout.  Tons of “Macro” brands labeled on a wall waiting to be pulled “Cold and Ready” for checkout.   There were a few Mead’s listed.  But with the company they were keeping on the “menu”…  I was suspicious of their relationships to the macros.

So, after scouting out a few more places.  I finally found an honest to goodness liquor store.  It was a chain, LCBO.  They were touting a new beer area all over the banners placed around the building.  This was a good sign!  Turns out that Canada has a big pilsner culture!  I am not sure if this is progress, or if its business as usual.  There were very few “craft” offerings in the beer section.  I did manage to find lots of Canadian cans and a few French canned beers.  (That was actually kind of exciting for me!)  Then, I found this beer posing as an import.

Now, if I were trying to brand myself as a local Ontario brewery… I probably would not call myself the Amsterdam Brewery… And I certainly would not have used Oranje Weisse Premium White for the name.   But then again, I’m American, and we just blast you in the face with branding and burn it into your brain.  That’s how we are!

From Beer Report Pictures

This subtle approach almost led me to overlook this beer as some random European import.  They did have a nice little instruction sheet on the neck of the bottle reiterating instructions already on the bottle on how to roll the bottle and swirl the yeast.  This little tidbit on advertising was enough to have me pick up the bottle and see what was going on.   I figured, if these guys care enough to instruct their drinkers on how to enjoy the beer.  They may just care enough about the beer going in the bottle more than others.

So, was I right?

The beer is solid.  It reminds me of my first experiences with European Whit beers in the past.  Which is a good thing.  It hits all the flavor notes I expected.  I have been searching my palette for the orange notes since I stared writing this.  I have to say its not as strong as I had hoped.  Too bad, that would have been cool if it was something that made this beer stand out versus those imports I referred to.  I followed the instructions about rolling the bottle before opening it and pouring.  But, I was not happy with this technique.  Since I am using my little 8oz IKEA taster glass, I had to fill it back up halfway trough the bottle.  On the second half I did the “Swirl” that I am accustomed too.  This presented me with a beer that was much foggier and maybe, just maybe, some more of that orange taste. 

All in all…  A very enjoyable summer ”vit”.  I don’t think this beer is available anywhere around me.  Is it in the states at all?  Cant say.  I am glad I bought 2 bottles.  I will enjoy this one the next time I am grilling out with some tuna steaks or some other fresh, light summer foods.

Back to what I saw in during my brief run through Canada.   Are Canadians searching for a beer like this?  Probably not.  So, you have to start with your niche groups and then somehow hope the masses “come around”.  I am still amazed by brewers who go on a limb and start up a new venture in inhospitable areas.  To me, starting a craft beer brewery in Canada has got to take some nuts.   I would love to know the statistics of market share and growth of Canadian Craft brewers vs the big boys.  In America, we constantly marvel and brag about the growth of Craft Beer.  After looking some things up, (yeah, we do that sometimes) I find that these guys have been making beer for 25 years.  So, they must know what they are doing!   

Beer Report Score:  3.5 out of 5 IBU’s

Links:

http://www.lcbo.com/

http://amsterdambeer.com/

TBR Special Edition – Pork Slap!

July 24th, 2011 by Groucho


Beers on the show:  Butternuts Pork Slap and Moo Thunder.  Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout.

On the show:

  1. New Rainmakers album is out.  10 years in the making.  CHUD says “If you dont like “Reckoning Day”
  2. Farmhouse???
  3. DOA Beer?  Disappointing craft canned beer?
  4. Made on dates are VERY helpful!
  5. The power of cheesy logo’s and good marketing.
  6. We try the Stout next…  Again…  Weird results.
  7. Dump bucket is getting a workout.
  8. Beer Ninja tactics by the Macros.
  9. Groucho is getting a “heavy thickness in his mouth?”
  10. CHUD has not put down a big buck yet.  Besides an Old Dominion.
  11. Beer and mixers do not work well together.
  12. CHUD’s band finally has a singer???  Nothing to prove it even after the edit.
  13. What are the limitations of eating underdone pork?
  14. The Illinois Craft Beer Bill is a big steaming pile “crafted” by Big Brother Beer*.
  15. DeStihl Champaign opens.  CHUD gives an impromptu review.  Thanks again to Matt Potts.
  16. DeStihl Trippel was rocking.
  17. CHUD needs to write more!!!!
  18. Gumby’s Pizza, Grog’s or Flinger’s Pizza.  CHUD says Flinger’s rocks.
  19. The Beer Report tries to rationalize our review process and what the value of REAL reviews are to the listening public.  There is little reason for us to kiss a breweries *ss. 
  20. Will Old Dominion suck from this point on?
  21. Pork Slap!

 

 Beers on the show picked up on Groucho’s recent trip to Washington DC…  Purchases made even after being strongly advised against it by friend of the show, Bubby.

 

The Term “Big Brother Beer” has been stolen with little regard from The Good Beer Show.  www.goodbeershow.com.  All royalties from this show will be forwarded to his Swiss bank account once they are calculated.

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